I have a few I'm sure will make you smile.
Syd wakes me up at 4 a.m. by calling in the monitor. 'Mommy!' I lay there for a minute wishing Jesse was home cuz I'm dead tired. I slowly get up as she calls for me again. She's figured out the monitor thing. Call and they will come. I walk into her room and ask what she needs.
'I go jump on the trampoline Mommy.'
Umm... No. 'Go back to bed silly, it's night time.'
'I go jump on the trampoline in the morning Mommy.'
'Ok, in the morning. It's time for bed now.' She rolled over and went right back to sleep.
'How did you get an owey?'
'I fall down on the trampoline Mommy. Right here!'
I kiss it better and she is now ok to go back to sleep. Silly kid!